ANNOUNCEMENT: Taylor Swift has agreed to let Google use her likeness and be a Digital Avatar for their Gemini A.I. in order to revolutionize user engagement (3.9.25)

(I haven't decided on what the exact figures are, but lets just say that thanks to this deal, Alice Walton isn't going to be the world's richest woman - $114B - for very much longer in this universe! After that it'll be only a matter of time before her net worth surpasses Elon's!)

'I'm so honored to be the face - and body - of Gemini! For those of you wondering what this means exactly, just think of me as sexy Clippy. Google should have the Avatar up & running by this August. Till then, XXX Swifties!'