ANNOUNCEMENT! British indie pornstar & smutter, Daisy Ridley to play Rey in upcumming Disney-Lucasfilm untitled 'Star Wars' porn project (4.29.14)

'We at Lucasfilm are proud to welcome Daisy Ridley as the newest member of the Star Wars family! This will be the recently 22-year-old slut's first mainstream porn role after nailing her casting couch audition earlier in February! We're happy to have her aboard!'

'Daisy will play Rey, an orphan living on the Desert planet of Jakkum who gets by by scavenging scrap and prostituting herself, hoping to one day get off this wretched planet. She thinks that the story of Luke Skywalker is just a myth until fate leads her down a path that may result in her finding him! A path that includes a droid, a defected Stormtrooper, the Resistance, and her childhood hero, Han Solo! Whose roguish charm and - along with Chewbacca - massive cock & creamy cum are just as - if not more - magnificent & delicious than she ever imagined!'

'The next chapter in the Star Wars Skywalker saga: Episode VII, whose full title will be announced this November, is set for release in December of next year!'