A young man with a virgin Christian girlfriend

Last night, your girlfriend came over to watch TV with you. You had other ideas.

You cuddled up to her and tried to sneak your hand from her shoulder down her top. She kept slapping your hand away, so then you tried sneaking your hand from her knee up her thigh.

"Stop it!" she said in exasperation. "I've told you, I'm Christian! We're not doing it before we're married!"

"But I love you and I'm so horny for you, babe!" you whined. "I'm going crazy, being so close to your hot body all the time."

"If you love me, then you should be able to wait for me. You know I believe the Bible is the word of God!" she insisted, and that was the end of that.

You recall all this as you stare down at your suddenly editable Bible. Now you can write something in here and show it to your girlfriend! Particularly if you can make it seem compatible with the rest of the book...