A whole lot of crazy

“I wish for you to stand quietly and listen to everything I have to say.” He says shutting you up. It would seem he has an idea and you are to be his test subject. “Let’s see just what this collar’s magic can really do, shall we.” He smiles scratches his chin and considers his wishes carefully. “Ok, I wish the next time I say ready you take off the collar and hand it to me. I wish all further wishes I make take effect simultaneously the next time I say go, even though you will no longer be wearing the collar at that time. I wish for you to have all the necessary documents, bank account, insurance, an apartment, vehicle, clothing at home, other normal stuff to live the life of a new person that you will become. I wish you have all the needed skills and memories to become a girl able to earn a nice living as a model, freelance photographer, and weekend bartender at a trendy club in New York City. I wish for you to remember just moving to New York to live in an exciting big city. I wish you will impart memories on the people you meet to become and live as this new person. I wish for you to teleport to Times Square. I wish for you to remember and be a girl from some eastern block shitty country that is a us citizen because your mom was able to travel to America, had you here, then died so you grew up in and out of the foster care system and have no real past family ties. I wish you can remember having a real magic item that was stolen and now use your money and free time to try to find more real magic in the world. I wish you will remember me, Frank Overton, as a contact and as someone you can call for advice when you find more magic. I wish my name and number will be in your cell phone. I wish for you to call me whenever you find a new magic item for my advice.”

He then thinks it all over to see if he has forgotten anything. Satisfied he says, “Ready.” You take off the collar and hand it to him. He smiles and says, “Go.”