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"Tits! Tits for the rich girl!" Chrissi squeals.

Suzanne looks down at her B cup breasts, barely even making bumps in her black blouse. Would having bigger breasts even be that bad? She'd probably be able to score more often if she looked hotter.

But no, that's not her aesthetic at all. She likes being the normal, smart, sensible, almost boyish one. She doesn't know how to be a sexy person. That's not her.

And yet, as the options appear on the screen, that future seems inevitable. While some are clearly much more horrible than others, they are all unthinkably wrong for her.

Jack reads the options out loud for the benefit of anyone with poor eyesight.

"1) DD guarantee - Suzanne has DD breasts that have very very obviously been enhanced surgically - natural boobs wobble and sag and can be compressed, but hers are super tight and permanently perky, and strikingly clash with the shape and size of her torso. Most noticeably of all, they can't be compressed by clothing nor hand, because they're rigid like a Barbie doll.

"2) Pinnochi-ho - the word "LIAR" is tattooed in huge letters across Suzanne's bosom. Whenever she lies (a proper lie, not just an omission of truth or a mistake), her breasts suddenly expand until they rip whatever she's wearing and the tattoo is fully exposed. This can happen more than once if they are covered up again, and she lies again, in the same day. They reset to their normal size at midnight.

"3) Time bombs - starting at age 21, for the next 15 years, Suzanne's breasts grow by one cup size a year.

"4) Heatseekers - When a nearby adult is becoming increasingly aroused thanks to Suzanne's presence, her nipples will become very erect and pronounced. While the aroused person can't see that her nipples are erect because she's facing the wrong way, or too far away, or her clothes are too thick, her nipples will be tugged by an invisible **** towards them.

"5) Tempting targets - Suzanne has perky E cup breasts that swell into sore, oversensitive F cups for 24 hours if covered with any clothing except a single thin white layer. The chances of people accidentally spilling their (cold) drinks onto her chest are multiplied by 1000 from what they would normally be, making a one-in-a-lifetime occurrence more like a monthly phenomenon.

"So, now it's up to you in the audience to decide Suzanne's fate. Take your time to really think about it, and remember: the change will be retroactive - Suzanne will have been living with whatever transformation she ends up with since she turned 21. And also consider that after this, Suzanne only needs to open one more box before she can leave. So if you want to encourage her to stay, and shoot for the moon... Make it something significantly challenging to live with."

Suzanne stares at the options, feeling her panic rising. She knows which ones she absolutely definitely doesn't want, but she doesn't voice that out loud - she doesn't want to give the audience ideas.

You, as the audience, must decide. Please vote here: https://strawpoll.com/polls/poy9RVXwwnJ