A very reflective, Diamond Directive

Batman is laying in his cell right before going to sleep Marsha slams the door shut she hears wailing and pleas from the men, declarations of love her Grand Mogul approaches "IT WORKED DARLING, BATMAN IS ALL MINE" the grand Mogul nods in agreement, Marsha walks into the back room where Aunt Hilda stands over the cauldron "AUNT HILDY, YOURE A GENIUS IT WORKED" she approaches the cauldron "Careful deary..." Says the old witch "Eye of newt..." She throws it in...."spot of a leopard..." She thrl a it in..."Wing of a bat....where did i put that?" She searches her shelves..."You don't have the wing of a Bat do you deary?", "Hildy darling, I have every part of the Bat, that potion was incredible I need more, with Batman by my side there's nothing that can stop me", "What about Boy Wonder?" Asks Hilda as she pours a can of wing of bat into the cauldron, "Robin? Let's just say he can have an extended stay in the suitors quarters" she laughs at her joke as a plume of purple smoke escapes the cauldron. "What do you plan to do with Batman?" Asks Hilda, "I plan to remove his cowel see who he really is and put him to work tomorrow, now you know how I get if I don't get my 12 hours beauty sleep".

The following morning Marsha wearing an exquisite robe enters the suitors quarters, the men are reaching out for her but she stops at Batman's cage "How did you sleep darling? I know these aren't the most comfortable of surroundings perhaps tonight you'd like to sleep in the master bedroom with me?" Batman's eyes light up he can feel the seething jealousy in the room. "YOU SAID THE SAME TO ME IF I BROUGHT BATMAN HERE" shouts Commissioner Gordon she turns to him takes his hand through the cage "I did, didn't I...and you did do well..." He nods furiously..."Maybe you do deserve a reward..." She motions for the Grand Mogul to open his cell, then Batman's "Only one of you can sleep in the master bedroom who will it be...fight for me" she laughs as Batman and the Commissioner are given swords, the fight lasts 20 seconds and the commissioner is on the ground quivering "How pitiful darling..." She motions for him to go back in his cell...Batman however is allowed to leave they head into the lounge.

"Batman darling...", "Yes Marsha" he replies, I tire of these formalities remove your Cowel and reveal your true identity to me"...Batman looks conflicted "I...I can't do that I promised I would never", Marsha furious at his defiance "HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME, THE IMPETUOUSNESS OF IT", she collects her self approaches Batman and kisses him hard on the mouth, opens her gown revealing a diamond encrusted Bra and Panties set "You give me the cowel and I will give you these darling..." Batman licks his lips and reluctantly lifts the Cowel..."Yes. Yes. YES...BRUCE WAYNE? IVE HIT THE JACKPOT", "Marsha you promised that I could see you naked...", "I did, didn't I darling..." She shuts the robes "Plans have changed, you need to earn a reward like that" Batman looks crestfallen "And here is your chance Bruce..." She throws down the paper, the front page the headline reads Famed Mirror Diamond at Gotham Museum, "This is at Gotham museum of antiquities, I want it, you will make that happen and all of your dreams will come true..." She says..."You mean steal it?", "You catch on fast darling", "I...I can't do tha..." She cuts him off "Two things I hate in a man Batman, whining and failure they're a real turn off darling, besides this isn't theft it's simply giving it to its rightful owner, this isn't an option it's a direct diamond directive from your queen now leave I'll be here be here waiting on your return DON'T FAIL ME"...Batman simply nods puts his Cowel back on and leaves.