A tussle and a tumble

"Jan.....I'm sorry this happened..." I don't know why I decided to apologize, maybe I have a soft spot for weepy women. It could also be the fact that I really and truly cared for them, The girls weren't just ridiculously expensive sex-toys to me, I loved them. Jan spun around and bopped me on the top of my head. The **** of her blow was about the same as a butterfly landing on a flower petal, but the shear surprise I felt **** me to the floor. "Y-YOU!!! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TA APOLOGIZE!!" Her tears where real, and flowing freely. I just sat there on the floor looking up at her just astonished at what she just did.

Any other kind of response, verbal or otherwise was thrown out when she started to smack me on the head. "You stupid, scum-licking, cruddy SKAZ!!!" I just lost it at that and pushed her onto her butt. The fact that I even did that astonished her, it had me a little surprised as well. "Stop hitting me!! I was just trying to be NICE!" Her face reminded me of one of those old time cartoon characters, the deep and glowing flush of anger quickly rose from her neck to her wild and frizzy hair. She was PISSED! "Grrrrr!!! YOU STUPID SKAZ!!!" I didn't have any time to try and defend myself when she launched herself at me. We tumbled around the room, her trying to slap and hit me with those tiny fists and me just trying to keep her from hurting herself or me for that matter.

We finally stopped when we bumped into the bed. Lying with an enraged little flame haired pixy on top of me was not what I wanted to do today, or any day for that matter. Janice was so mad she was literally shaking as she stared down at me. But suddenly those emerald eyes of hers took on a whole new tone as her lower lip started to quiver. "G-Goddamn it!!" The **** of her plowing into my chest was enough to knock the breath out of me. Time seemed to slow to a crawl as she clung to my chest blubbering half mumbled curses. "Fwy'd I haff ta fa fer sush a wimp!?"

Her quivering subsided, now she just seemed content to cuddle into my chest. "If it makes you feel any better, I'm cursing myself for falling for an Irish midget with the temper of a wild boar." That caused her to sit up. Her deadpan look and the way her hair never seemed to stop swaying in the nonexistent breeze made it real hard not to laugh at how cute she truly was. "Shut up and kiss me....ya Skaz!" She leapt up again, pulling herself up with my shirt and latching herself to my lips in a ravenous kiss.

Siting with my back against Willow's bed with Janice in my lap. My back was being poked by something, I was pretty sure we had rolled onto a bottle of lube by the wet spot under my leg, and I was more then certain that i may have bruised something. But the feeling of Janice in my lap more then made up for any minor discomfort. "Your....a pretty good kisser...." Her snarky little grin just made me chuckle. "Not so bad yourself Jan..." Her snarky little smile broke into a wide and toothy grin. "I'm gunna have so much fun with you Johnny~" The loud and very noticeable sound of a zipper was followed by a slow and very deliberate strip tease. "Ever kiss the Blarney Stone Skaz?" Jan giggled softly as her pale and freckled skin was slowly being revealed to me. "Um....no?" My innocent and sort of silly response caused Janice to genuinely laugh at me. Not a mean laugh, but a rather joyous and contagious sort of laugh, one I wouldn't mind hearing again. "Well~ Tanight mayhaps I be letten ya see me Blarney Stone." Her strange and over the top accent was slightly odd, but the way she held those big supple breasts in her arms, just barely covering her nipples as she swayed back and forth put to rest any idea of questioning her.