A townguard spots you

Evellyn is interrupted in the middle of her ruminations by a shout from the far end of the alley.

"Oi, what's going on back there!" Both your heads swivel in the direction of the noise to see a guard approach, who evidently spotted you from the street entrance. A young woman in light armor, spear in hand, marches over with firm strides. Her face quickly screws up with a look of incomprehension and disapproval as she approaches, as Vanessa's wiggling, naked butt hoves into view, tied like a plaything atop her barrel.

Evellyn lets out a disgruntled sigh, before turning her eyes towards you. She's already too late though, you've zipped off to find a little hiding spot just out of view.

"What the hell is this?! Are you a perv, some kind of fetishist?! This is flagrant public indecency! What do you have to say for yourself, before I arrest the pair of you!"

Evellyn rolls her eyes. She probably knows this isn't gonna end with an arrest. Not a normal one, anyway. "Look ma'm, I barely got anything to do with this okay. It's not my fault she got herself in this position."

"Oh so what, I'm supposed to believe the sex faeries did it?!"

"Seriously, you better let this go." Evellyn answers tiredly. "Probably your last chance."

"Alright that's enough lip from you, get on your feet, right now!"