A team battle VS Link and Zelda.

Lucina touched down on Gerudo Valley alongside her teammate Wii Fit Trainer (one of the few girls who hadn’t seen her naked yet).

Unlike the last few matches, the flat-chested sword aficionado was wearing her lucky undergarments, which matched the red color scheme of her costume. She figured against foes as legendary as Link and Zelda she’s need some extra luck anyway. But... of note, her lucky underwear was a scanty little thong; tricked out with lace accent and a bow. I would be horrifically embarrassing to show off this little red number to anyone, but she figured the luck would be worth the risk.

As the countdown ticked, Lucina drew her blade, as did the pretty boy walking-arsenal standing across from her. Lucina swallowed audibly— Link was definitely in the top ten list of people she hoped never saw her wearing a thong. Wii Fit Trainer did a couple of stretches that accentuated her flawless ass, while princess Zelda readied a spell between her hands.

As soon as the announcer yelled: Go! the fighters threw themselves into the fray.

While the dummy-thicc yoga instructor took to attacking Zelda with a soccer ball, Lucina found herself squared off against the fabled hero of Hyrule. Link’s sword techniques weren’t as sharp as her own, but the Elfin heartthrob had more weapons on him than made physical sense. He was a bit shorter than Lucina too, but he was strong. But his strength couldn't compensate for her faster strikes.

Link backed up to use his ranged attacks as soon as he realized Lucina’s incredible agility. While she parried an arrow mid-flight, the Gerudo women on the sidelines cheered. When her opponent drew a boomerang, Lucina closed the distance and prayed.

I beg thee, Goddess above, and my lucky undergarments… please, give me victory today!

She might not be able to handle yet another consecutive humiliation, but the swordswoman foolishly held onto hope that today would be her day.