A supposedly nice dinner.

John sat across from his new girlfriend? Chloe had called Alex that, but he couldn't tell if that was just her being a brat or something that the gun had done. Maybe a side effect of the Normalizer? Things to investigate later.

As he looked at Alex, she was enjoying a plate of a few slices of pizza as she chatted with his mom and little sister, leaning and maneuvering a little to move the slices over and around her massive chest. Somehow no one was asking any questions, not even an eye batted at her chest stretching her sweatshirt out or how she was chattier than he expected her to be. He took a moment to compare Alex before the shot to now. Before she wouldn't have been so... bright? Vivacious? Sociable? He couldn't quite figure out the right word for it. Was this just natural confidence from "always" being better looking? A side effect of one of the shots? So many questions.

Alex noticed his eyes on her and blushed a little as she smiled back at him.

John flushed a little himself as he enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Nathan sat at the head of his family's dinner table, smiling as he privately threw a god damn furious riot in his head.

He couldn't have been more angry with his son. John had gone and done something, he just didn't know what.

He brought a girlfriend home to dinner.

Not just any girl, but Alexandra Conners. That girl was an absolute bombshell. A walking wet-dream made flesh as some divine prank on the rest of humanity. And somehow, SOMEHOW, his son brought her home. Yeah they played that nerdy game together sometimes, but Nathan didn't think that was it.

Nathan knew his son was a solid "6", not bad looking at all but just was a little too nerdy and didn't care about his appearance enough. He'd tried to teach his son how to dress up a bit, but like all kids, John really didn't want fashion tips from his dad. Which Nathan got, he didn't want tips from his dad back when he was younger, only realizing much later how amazing the advice was.

Either way, His son had managed to snag a girl who was at LEAST a 12 in looks. She looked like she Jessica Rabbit's curvier niece that looked like she stepped out of a cosplay contest. He'd never give a woman over an 9 without knowing more about her personality, but he was willing to make an exception tonight.

Nathan then went on a small trip down memory lane from his romantic life before he found his wife, he was no slouch when he was younger and could talk his way into some good times with women who otherwise wouldn't give him the time of day. Though nothing killed a boner like a girl thinking a crushed powder of dandelions and oregano rubbed on her earlobes would work as birth control. That date was only one of the few where he'd ended up leaving a date by bathroom window.

With a young woman THIS good looking, there was only two ways to bridge that gap: money, or something illicit. He didn't know which, but Nathan KNEW that his son never could have asked out a woman as hot as Alex and have her actually say yes. Even if they were friends, Alex was the kind of girl that princes and rich motherfuckers would buy the world for. There had to be something and for once, he hoped it was ****. He could work with his son being a **** dealer to get a woman like this.

Melodious laughter from the table drew him back to the present.

Nathan's mind swirled in suspicion as he saw his son say something nerdy and that made the gorgeous young woman laugh. Not some girly titter but a real laugh that caused some interesting bouncing to the twin peaks stretching out her sweatshirt. Was she **** now? Maybe John was secretly growing the dankest weed in absolute secrecy. God he hoped it was just weed. He could work with that, it'd been a few years since he last relaxed with it.

Maybe he could find a chance to get Chloe and his wife out of the house for a night. Lay a little trap for the young lovers. He had to know the secret to his son's success.