A subtle lie

Chizuru stood up. "I can explain..."

"You'd better," Yuzu said. "You have about thirty seconds before we call the cops."

"They were like that when I got here," Chizuru said. "I read online that there's some sort of...virus...that's going around. It makes women think they are something they aren't. Rukia thinks she's a bodyguard..."

"Hai!" Rukia said.

"And Rangiku thinks she's a cat."

"Meow," Rangiku said. She began to lick her hand.

"The only way to stop the virus is to...grope someone," Chizuru continued. "If you want to be immune, give those tiny boobs of yours to me."

Please work, please work. Chizuru thought.

Yuzu was about to let Chizuru grope her, but Karin stopped her.

"Why should we believe you?" Karin asked.

Yuzu would buy it, it seemed. But Karin was the challenge...