A story where you have a penis (and you're likely soon to encounter someone stuck in a wall)

If you choose this option, you'll probably, but not definitely, end up having sex with someone who's stuck in a wall.

If you're comfortable with reading a story from such a perspective... Then next, you need to choose who exactly you are.

Each option should (hopefully - this is public after all) come with a 'kinkiness' level. This allows for us to warn you about how **** things might get, in a somewhat spoiler-free manner.

Kinkiness Level 0 - Nothing niche of note, except of course bondage, spanking with hands, and the inherent 'dubcon' nature of the story - the two people either side of the wall likely can't communicate freely, and so can't be 100% sure if the person on the other end is enthusiastically consenting at all times.
Kinkiness Level 1 - Story includes at least one of the following: **** (at least one person would like the sex to stop at a point where it doesn't stop), NTR (someone in a relationship getting intimate with someone outside of their relationship), step-****.
Kinkiness Level 2 - Story includes at least one of the following: public humiliation (the person's reputation is going to be damaged by what happened here today), degradation (e.g. degrading writing on the wall next to the person), futanari, tentacles / alien genitals, lactation, pregnancy, ass-to-mouth, moderate S&M (moderate pain play - nipple clamps, spanking with a paddle, etc).
Kinkiness Level 3 - Story includes at least one of the following: hard **** (someone is very upset about the sex that's happening), ****, body transformation, long-lasting body modifications (piercings, tattoos, etc.), role reversal (you might end up doing the fucking rather than the getting fucked)
Kinkiness Level 4 - Story includes at least one of the following: watersports (urine), enemas, **** ass-to-mouth (e.g. swallowing anal cremapies), serious S&M (intense pain play - whips, candle wax, etc.)
Kinkiness Level 5 - Story includes at least one of the following: diapers or scat.