A simple lockup. Not fancy, but it gets the job done.

You and your opponent clasp arms and engage each other once again, but Melody has no plans to let you go through with it. She quickly sweeps out your legs, knocking you off-balance, and you tumble to the ground with her close behind.

You quickly get your wits back about you in time to see a sight that would raise anyone’s heart rate, for more than one reason: Melody’s thick thighs closing around your throat. You’re able to yank your head out of the way of her scissors just in time, and her legs snap shut on nothing.

“A split-second dodge by John keeps him in the game!” the announcer says, as Melody pauses for a second in confusion.

You’re quick to take advantage of the lapse, and before she can regain her bearings, you’ve rolled her over and taken a seat on her back. She sucks in an alarmed breath and starts struggling to get out, but you interlace your fingers under her chin and pull her back into...

“A camel clutch! Always a classic,” points out the announcer.

Melody yelps in pain as her back and neck are arched beyond any normal range of human motion. You shift your weight a little further back to get more leverage, which has the happy side effect of pushing her bust forward to display it to the entire crowd. On a whim, you release one hand from the submission hold and slip it under her bra to give one of her breasts a playful, teasing squeeze. The audience cheers as your fingers press into the soft flesh.

At the same time, you wrench the hold so tight that Melody is almost looking at the ceiling, and her resolve breaks as she taps out on the mat. You release her neck and breast as the buzzer goes off.

She massages her back as she stands up again, and adjusts her bra, which is still askew from the camel clutch and your...attentions.

You’ve won a point for a submission.