A show of good sportsmanship is in order.

You figure, what the hell, why not? You grasp Doinkette’s hand only to feel a jolt of electricity surge through your body. Your hair stands on end, your teeth rattle, and your body quakes. You feel your muscles tense up and your body go rigid as the shock overwhelms your senses. You can just barely hear the cackling of one clown amongst the hysterical laughter of the audience. You grit your teeth and try to pry your hand away from the nasty clown but to no avail. You begin to smell some smoke as the electrocution continues to disorient you.

Finally Doinkette releases you from her shocking grip, watching you flop to the mat in a pile. Your tongue flops out and your body feels like jelly. “Wowee! You might be pretty, but you sure are dumb! I can’t believe you fell for that!” Doinkette mocks you relentlessly. “If I knew you were gonna be this gullible, I woulda brought more toys. Hahahahaha!” Her booming laughter has you seeing red.