A sheer wedding dress

Selena had bowed to her mother's demands that her wedding dress be nice and respectable while they were shopping. However, the night before the wedding, Selena and her maid of honor took the dress over to get its lining removed, and they manufactured an "incident" with Selena's lingerie.

So, Selena was standing in the church with a wedding dress that was sheer through the daylight filtering in through the windows. As she reluctantly finished her make-out session with George and the two walked back down the aisle to exit the church to go to the reception, Selena simply waved at everyone as she played dumb about her dark pink nipples and red bush visible through her dress. She was all smiles, of course, but "only" because she was marrying the love of her life at a cathedral that meant something to him.

Not content with this, as the newlyweds entered their limo Selena noticed a bottle of champagne and told George to shake it up before popping it. As the chauffeur drove away and George popped the bottle, Selena moved so that the spray hit straight down her decolletage and torso, making the dress wetter and even more see-through.

"OhHhHh noOoOo," Selena gasped in sarcastic coyness, "good thing no one at the reception will notice."