A security guard

Firmly stuck in the safety swing, Lauren could do nothing as a security guard approached her. “What are you doing out here?” he asked with a frown. “Where are your clothes?”

Lauren stared at him in horror, too scared to speak. She had been caught outside, naked! Without any of her normal padding! And playing on playground equipment, no less. Was it a crime to be in an area meant for children naked, even if children weren’t there? Her drunk brain couldn’t remember for sure, but she thought it was. He was going to arrest her as a pervert!

“I saw you on the camera,” he said, gesturing towards them. Lauren looked up, noticing them for the first time. “I swear, who lets their kid run around this time of night? Especially a little girl like you?”

Lauren blinked. Wait. Had this security guard mistaken her for being a child? Oh, she was saved! She was insulted too, of course, but relief was her primary reaction. “I-I’m stuck,” Lauren said, trying to sound as childish as possible. “Pwease help me!”

She wasn’t sure if her drunkenness helped or hurt her acting, but the guard seemed to buy it. He walked toward her, placing his hands underneath her armpits. Lauren blushed slightly as his thumbs brushed against her nipples. After a few tugs, he managed to pull her out of the swing, setting her down to stand beside him. “There we go! You should probably avoid using this swing in the future. Looks like your butt is a little too big for it!”

“I will,” Lauren said firmly. After tonight, she was never going to go on a swing again. “Anyways, goodni-”

“Hang on a minute, little lady,” the security guard said, taking hold of her wrist and preventing her from walking away. “Where are your parents? Are they here in the park, too?”

Lauren internally cursed. She should have known getting away wasn’t going to be that easy! “Ah, no,” she said, fumbling. “They-they’re at home.”

“They left you here?!”

“Ah, no! I-I snuck out. I wanted to play on the playground.”

The security guard looked skeptical. “You snuck out all by yourself? A little thing like you?”

“Yes!” Lauren said defensively. How young did he think she was? True, he’d caught her in the baby swing, but still! “They don’t know I’m gone.”

The guard shook his head. “Must be pretty lousy parents, if they let their kid wander outside and not even notice. Do you remember your address?”

Lauren hesitated. She definitely couldn’t give her actual parents’ address; she couldn’t imagine what their reaction would be if she turned up like this! All of her friends were out, too. She didn’t want anyone to know how small and underdeveloped she really was. All that left was her own apartment. Which would be ideal, except that no one was there to answer the door.

“Yes,” she said finally, giving her own address. All she could hope was that the man would drop her off at the door. “Pwease, take me home.