A scumbag with a perverted mind

My name is John Doe, I am a fat shut-in who don't like to do anything more than masturbate and watch animes or play games. I am on my way back from Akihabara, I had gone to buy the newest work of Bishop, love that company.

"Watch out!" Someone shouted and I looked just it time for Truck-san to hit me.

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Opening my eyes I am in a black area with white mist on my feet. In front of me was a gorgeous woman with blue hair and eyes, sizable breasts and a body I'd love to take.

"Ewuh, you look disgusting. How could you be the next hero?" She said, making me irritated. This bitch, offending me for no good reason. "Well, whatever. My name is Aqua, the goddess of water. You were chosen to reincarnate in a world plagued by the Demon King and his subordinates. I can give you one item for your trip there, and that is it." She says.

As I think about what I wish an evil smirk appears in my face.

"I wish the Normality Earings." I said and she raised an eyebrow.

"You sure? They are nothing that special, just a pair of earings that let you redefine what is normal. You don't get any power from it nor does it help in your objective." She said.

"Yeah, I am sure of it." I said simply and she nodded. With a wave of her hand a pair of earings appeared in my hands and I quickly put them on.

"Now, go and-"

"Isn't it normal for us to talk some more before I leave?" I quickly said and she froze, she would have sent me already but now she did not do so.

"Well, I suppose you are right. I am not exactly sure what you would have of good to tell me but I am willing to listen as the king and magnificent goddess I am." She said with an air of supperiority.

I smirk, looking Acqua up and down, many ideas in mind already.