A sardonic MILF.

"Well looky here." Sandra is shocked to hear a woman's voice with a slight Southern drawl come from the figure that walks up besides her car. "Let me guess, girl, you keep your license down in there too?"

The business major's disbelieving gaze as she whips her head up to look to look at the female officer is greeted with a sardonic smile. The redheaded cop, who appears to be in her late thirties, is every bit as attractive and curvy as the dismayed college student. "Think flashing a little T&A will help you get off with only a warning?" She jabs, clearly amused at Sandra's stunned and shocked reaction.

Dumbfounded, the coed only stammers out a few unintelligible syllables as she gapes at the police woman.

"Don't worry sugar," The officer's voice is throaty yet feminine, with her accent full of Southern charm, intelligent and sarcasm. "I've seen this play before. Hell, I use it myself." Pointing down at Sandra's cleavage the cop pauses, "But if I could give you some advice, you know, girl to girl, it's better to play it subtle. Showing too much might insult a guy. Though I'll give you this, you've got the nicest pair I've seen in awhile."

"But." Sandra is finally able to get a word out. "I didn't mean . . ."

"Are you trying to tell me," the officer interrupts, "you walk around campus with those things hanging out?"

"How do you know I go to the college?!" Sandra stutters.

Tapping on the college parking pass sticker attached to windshield the redhead cop retorts, "The boys might think us top-heavy girls are all stupid, but we know better, right?"

"Sorry." Sandra sinks into her seat as she starts to button up her shirt.

"Now you're just insulting me." The officer abruptly clamps her hands down on her hips and strikes a disgruntled pose .

Sandra freezes mid-button, utterly confused and now a bit scared.

"You're not going even try?" The officer inquires with a playful, yet challenging stare. "I thought you young-ins were all into tolerance and being sexual progressive these days. How do you know I'm not a lesbian or at least bi?"

"You want out of a 300 dollar ticket? Avoid your daddy finding out what you did with this car he bought you?" Leaning over the cop challenges Sandra, "Well then girl, lets see what you got. You've got the body, but do you have the game to charm the panties off me?"