"Shiala. Get Liara and Ashley away from here and let me out." Jane said, "I have a streak to preform."
"Jane!"
"This is all my - Well, it's ninety-nine percent my fault that we're in this situation, Liara." Jane said, "You were the one who brought our friends into this, but I'm the one with the ENF fetish. I can live with my reputation ruined, but you?"
Shiala opened Jane's door as the naked woman slid out, but before the green asari could close the door, Liara jumped out next to her beloved.
"Liara?"
"Jane, if you think I'm going to set back and watch you make a fool of yourself by yourself, you are insane!" Liara argued, "I am joining you on this, and Jack and Miranda will be absolutely mortified when they join us on the next adventure!"
"I'm not talking you out of this, am I?" Jane asked rhetorically as Liara shook her head. "Very well then. Let's get going!"
"Good luck you two!" Shiala called out as she closed the skycar door once more and started the engine again, taking off as Jane and Liara sprinted towards The Celebration.
As the two stopped to hide behind a dumpster, Jane turned to Liara and said, "Okay. There's far more people here than I first realized, so we have to find a way inside that has the least amount. None, preferably."
As Liara nodded her head, a thought came to her mind that caused her to raise an eyebrow. "Jane? Did we forget about something?"
"But I don't want to have sex with an alien!" Ashley spat as Shiala continued towards another destination.
"Hey, don't knock it until you try it." The green asari said as slowed down, eyeing a motel on her left.
"B-but even if I wanted to, and I don't, I'm straight!"
"What is that expression you humans have again, Ms. Williams?" Shiala asked as she nodded and pulled into motel parking. "'So is macaroni until you get it hot and wet'?"
Ashley growled angrily as she looked up at the motel. "I will get you for this, Shepard!"
"Oh, dear! We forgot Ashley!" Liara gasped in realization.
"She's gonna kill us for it later, but it's too late now." Jane replied as she looked to where there would be the least amount of people. "Right now, we need to get to our clothes!"
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