Next?

A regret.

“Old rule: customers tip the beautician with oral sex and 15% percent of the final total.”

Timmy put this pencil down as he stared at his empty tip jar.

“Well, I learned my lesson with that one.” He said as he put the book back in his bag and headed home.

When he got back the apartment her shared with his roommate/lover Chad, there was a ribbon hung on the bedroom door. He assumed this was the new counterpart of hanging one’s tie on a doorknob as a warning not to come in.

Timmy smiled. Chad must have brought someone home.

“Old rule: it is completely acceptable to walk in on someone else having sex.”

Timmy watched as the ribbon vanished from the door. Timmy opened it and walked inside, to find a tall older looking woman with a massive cock fucking Chad’s ass.

“Well, it seems someone struck gold.”

Without much thought “Miss Bridges, this is Timmy, my roommate.”

“Roommate and fuck buddy.” Timmy corrected as he glided around to the front of the bed and gave Chad a kiss on the lips, which Chad returned with vigor.

“Ah..”Miss Bridges said “want to double team him with me?