Kathy returned holding a razor and shaving cream. “I managed to find these. Not sure why Carol has them when she never shaves, but we can put it to use finally,” Kathy said. “Ladies, hold her down.”
Carol gasped as Sharon and the other ladies held her down spreading her legs wide as they did. Kathy smiled as she sprayed the shaving cream on the bush. Carol didn’t move as Kathy very carefully and precisely worked her way through Carol’s bush having laid a towel underneath to catch the hairs.
Carol watched as she was shaved bare and with her legs spread her lips were too. “Now you can really see everything,” Sharon said as she chuckled.
Kathy then put another cream on Carol. “This will help make it sting less,” Kathy said.
She waited and then brushed the remaining hairs onto the towel. Kathy then took a mason jar and put all the hairs inside. She sealed it and with a big sharpie wrote “Carol Weaver’s Beaver” and she marked the date.
“For the neighborhood museum,” Kathy said. “That way everyone can know who had the bushy brown secret.”
Kathy made sure it was sealed and then put the jar on top of the fireplace like a decoration.
Carol was completely bare of any hair. Kathy took another picture. The neighborhood watch went out again.
BUSHY CULPRIT DEFEATED! NOW A NAKED MOLERAT
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