A rather pissed Naruto

She noticed that all of his bags were packed, and he was glaring at her, and Anko was knocked the fuck out, and was halfway through a wall. Oddly enough there were various items like a mixer, lemon juice, a corncob skewer, a vise, a large bucket of ice water, a mousetrap, a drain snake, and a rubber chicken; all displayed menacingly in front of a plastic tarp covered chair, which was knocked over and cracked.

Chancing a morbidly curious glance, Kushina saw that apparently Anko had gone commando, as well as waxed regularly, and had Naruto been so inclined, he could have easily fucked the knocked out Anko, but apparently he was a bit more nuanced than that.

The blond junchuriki then dropped a few **** snakes and some senbon laced with God knows what (paralytics that would be strong enough to take down Gamabunta), on the floor between the two Uzumakis.

“So, the fact that the first THIRTEEN FUCKING YEARS OF MY LIFE, I had no one to call a mother, and that plus the rest of my Hellish childhood, that all of that left me with complexes out the whazoo… you couldn’t even give me the decency to tell me that it was not acceptable, which the PHYSICALLY GENDERLESS FOX DID, no no no. You, whom I let in and chose to give a chance to be a part of my life… instead of trying to be a good mother, you chose to fucking sic ANKO FUCKING MITARASHI ON ME!!! I’m grateful that I could sense the danger before she had a chance to do something. So because this is yours and Minato’s house, I’m moving back into MY apartment. Congratulations Kushina, you bijudama’d any chance of being my mother anymore. Tsunade’s honestly been more of a mother to me. And she was in my life only months before you somehow showed up, back from the dead.”

Kushina was having a meltdown, and moved to grab onto Naruto in hopes of salvaging their fragile relationship. But a quick substitution with the rubber chicken was all Naruto needed to Hiraishin to… well which ever marker he damn well wanted.

Kushina knew that she would have to try to mend whatever relationship she could with Naruto, or she would almost certainly slip into a depression like when her clan was demolished in the second shinobi war… but first, she had answers to wring out of the snake summoner.