A quick-fingered thief who can move at bursts of the speed of light

You're a cursed thief, though it's not much of a curse - rather, it's the most ideal skill you could have in your profession: you're able to move at unimaginable speed, the world slowing down to your eyes, at will. It's made you wealthy, and always on the look-out for new challenges, and opportunities for both bussines and pleasure.

You turn around to look at the woman. She appears fit, with a muscular frame armored from shoulder to toe in plate, which from the looks of it is affixed with a series of buckles. Around her waist a leather belt holds in place a blue loincloth, decorated with lion heraldry. She is not wearing a helmet, and you look at a pretty face (flushed red with anger) crowned by braided hair. Her hair is a gray-silverish, but she's young, in her early twenties by your estimation. She's human, but she probably has some elven blood in her lineage.

Lovely girl. Time for some fun.