A presentation

"Thank you for your attention, ladies. If there are no more questions, we'll conclude this training session." I said to the crowd in front of me.

And you can stop oogling my ass whenever I turn my back to you.

Having adjourned my presentation the crowd of women began to disperse, except for a few sticking around to perv on me some more, something I'd noticed a lot following my previous _incident _at work. This particular pair of trousers and shirt didn't help stop anyone from staring at me, however, since the _incident _I've taken to wearing the same outfit for all my presentations. A little reminder to myself and others of what happened that day.

Oh, goody. "Paper shufflers" A.K.A. Lingerers. Perhaps hoping for an encore?

It would be churlish not to oblige them.

I dropped a few pens on the stage.

Oopsy