A porn DVD.

You click randomly through the sections and find yourself staring at the type of pictures you exptected here in the first place: Topless women and horny men. Apparently, it's the movies section you ended up with. The thought of it feels kind of tingling. Maybe you and Dave could...? You blush, thinking about how to ask your husband if he wants to watch such a DVD with you.

Then you see your own name, added by the subtitle "Dumb and dumber!" The pictures of the women on the cover sure does not look like you, of course. A blonde, big breasted girl in tight shorts. "The adventures of a young student girl who discovers that she's not scholarly enough for university, but still makes her way to graduation - by finding her own, new ways of convincing everyone around her of her great 'talents'. Who said blondes are not smart?"

You giggle a bit, and immediatly wonder why. It's not exactly funny. The story does not really sound very convincing. Nor does the picture. It's all a bit too much over the top, too obvious, too vulgar. If you want to buy porn for the first time, shouldn't you look for something more special, more romantic?

The website informs you that you have added the DVD to your shopping cart. A message informs you that the package via same day delivery tonight. You nod and try to remember what it just was you were thinking, but you can't recall. Probably not important. Or, wait... yes, of course, you were just pondering where you had your credit card to fill out the form, right?