A plan forms in my mind

I think of some fun I can have later. "Yeah, actually could you take something with you?"

"Sure, what is this something?" My wife sounds a little suspicious.

"A dildo."

"What?" That was not what my wife was expecting apparently.

"I was thinking we could have some fun on the phone tonight."

"Oh" Meg smiles. "Well in that case, no problem. But could you get it for me?"