A piece of paper

I feel like, I am sitting on a piece of paper , I then stand up from the bed and see a crumbled piece of a paper, saying . . .

Hello love, here are the New house rules I mentioned:

Rule 1: There are no clothing allowed at home, you must be fully naked at all times.

Rule 2:

Everyone can have as much sex as they want, [This also means they can put it in any whole they want]

Rule 3:

Everyone must participate in family activities that will be on Friday's, Saturdays, and Sundays nights and on holidays

[ If you have social plan's one must inform mother 2 week's prior]