A phone call

When we both sit down in the living room is when my mom says to me "Well Tori this happened because I called Sarah over the phone which she answered by saying 'Hey it's the town's number 1 playgirl known as Sarah Olson and if you want to know I'm naked right now.' When hearing that I was annoyed at the time only for me to say 'I know your a lesbian Sarah so you don't have to remind me of it.' That is when Sarah said in response 'Oh Victoria its you so can we forget that happened for now and what do you want from me today Victoria.' That lead me to roll my eyes only to say 'Well I wanted to ask if you wanted to marry my daughter.' 'Which one is it you want me to marry is it the stuck up straight girl with a boyfriend who thinks he is the bees knees or is it the lesbian who wants to get in my pants.' 'The lesbian known as Tori by the way and we want you to marry her so you can teach her your lesbian ways. Make sure you come to her birthday party wearing a red dress please.' 'Okay Victoria I was going to do that anyways since I know red is Tori's favorite color and when she sees me in it she is going to totally want to rip it off me in no time at all.' That lead me to be disgusted by that statement only for us to say our goodbyes to each other by hanging up soon after." That lead me to gulp at this reason how this is happening to me where I get to marry my really hot cousin I have not seen in a long time since she did become an outcast when our family realized she was a lesbian so interesting turn of events I guess.

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