A nice date

"Well," I said. "My name is John Doe, I'm 23. I went to high school with Rachel, that's how we met, and until a few years ago I did hypnotism as a profession."

"Hypnotism?" Madison asked, putting her hand on my waist. "I've always been fascinated by that."

"It was pretty sweet," I said. "Used to do public shows all the time."

"Listen," Madison said. "I know we just met, but I think I want to be your girlfriend. Please?'

She threw in a cute pout and puppy dog eyes.

"Of course," I said. "But there are a few rules I want you to follow as my girlfriend."

Madison nodded. "What are they?"