A new villain

"Hey guys! Have you seen this?" Beast Boy asked.

"Seen what?" Starfire asked.

Beast Boy held up a newspaper showing a new supervillain with an odd-looking ray gun. "Says this guy is trying to outdo all the other villains. He's calling himself the 'humiliator.'"

"Oh yeah, I heard about him," Robin said. "He's got some kind of guy meant to embarrass his victims into surrendering to him. Batman said he's been testing it out other heroes."

"That explains why the Justice League's been so quiet," Cyborg said.

"Actually, a lot the heroes have been silent," Robin said. "It looks like they and their husbands and wives have been hit with this thing."

"It's probably just gossip," Raven said. "What could a weapon do that humiliates people that run around in tight costumes?"

"Yeah...tight costumes," Beast Boy whispered. Raven's statement drew his eyes to her own costume. Now he was focused squarely on her ass.

"I can feel you staring," Raven scowled.

"Oh, do not be so prudish, Raven," Starfire said. "Boyfriend Robin enjoys watching my rear many times! Isn't that right?!"

Robin blushed and focused back on his newspaper. "I, uh...well..."

Before anyone could say anything else, the crime alert began to blare.