A new experience.

Tom thought carefully about his answer. She was a very attractive woman, even without the anesthetic. As his eyes roamed across her sweat-covered body, she stretched to give him a better view. He had some ideas, but he needed to be careful not to accidentally offend her husband.

"Well, I'd like to try something I've never done before..." he said, stroking his chin. Matt rolled his eyes.

"How about a rim job?" Matt suggested. Both Tom and Penny lit up at the idea.

"Ooh, great idea!" Penny exclaimed, hopping out of the cart. "What do you think?"

Tom nodded. "Yeah, that would be fun! I've never given a rim job before."

Matt groaned. "No, dumbass, she's gotta rim you! I didn't drag her across town half-naked to get sexual favors from a stranger!"

"Technically, I dragged you halfway across town," Penny said with a smirk. "Not that I care. Alright, ready for a tongue in your ass... sorry, I never got your name."

Tom opened his mouth to reply but Matt cut him off. "Nuh-uh. If he tells you his name he's not a stranger, now is he? I want you to **** yourself for this asshole without knowing anything about him."

"He's kinda pushy, huh?" Tom observed mildly, to which Penny gave a nod. "Ok, where do you want us to do it?"

"It's hot out. Let's use your house," Matt replied brusquely. Tom didn't see any reason not to, so he led them through his front door and small foyer. As they came to the living room, Penny looked around appreciatively.

"Nice place!" she said cheerfully. Tom thanked her for her kind words and Matt pointed out that as far as she was concerned, the sewer was a nice place. Tom cleared his throat tentatively.

"Should we do it here? There's plenty of room on my couch. Or if you'd prefer, we can use the bedroom."

"Here's fine," Matt said distractedly. "Now drop trou and show the lady her main course."

Tom complied immediately and climbed onto the couch, bending over the armrest. "Sorry, I've never done this before. I'm not sure how the mechanics work."

Penny climbed up behind him and rubbed the small of his back sympathetically. "Me neither! Honestly, I probably won't be any good at this. I'll do my best." She reached down to part Tom's cheeks and he laughed.

"I guarantee you I'll enjoy it. You know, it's kind of an awkward- oh!"

Tom cried out as her tongue made contact with his sphincter. As she slipped it up and down, he began laughing. "Oh, man, that tickles! Ahaha, ok, you're- hahahahah! Oh shit!"

Penny snort-laughed directly into his ass, which made him laugh even harder. "Stop!" she said. "You're making me laugh and I'm doing it wrong!"

Tom was still laughing heartily, his face turning red. "I can't help it! It tickles!"

"Stop it, both of you! What the fuck?" Matt stepped in and yanked his wife off of Tom and onto the ground. "What are you doing?"

Penny wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and beamed up at him. "Come on, Matt. You know whatever you do I'm gonna enjoy myself. I'd say I'm sorry but we both know that's not true."

"You should listen to your w-" Tom's response was interrupted by a sharp backhand from Matt. Turning back to face the pair, his face bore a deep red mark and his right eye was watery from pain. "Ok, message received. I'll butt out," he said amicably.

Penny snickered at the pun and Matt scowled. "Outside, now."