A new (and improved) team

The first thing Plastic Man had done when he came in was freeze everyone. Didn’t want them to start asking questions, or getting aggressive. He then used his new power on Blue Beetle and Booster Gold. He turned them in beautiful female versions of themselves, and then made them dumbstruck in love with each other, as in love as they were with him. There was always a rumor that they were gay, why not? As long as they weren’t turning on him (which they weren’t,) they were good. He then set his sights on Vixen, the world famous fashion model superheroine. Her superpower was a magical totem that allowed her to use any animals ability whenever she wanted, like the speed of a cheetah, or the flight of an eagle. So, after the usual adjustments, he made it so that she’d act like an animal whenever he wanted. Plastic Man then spotted Big Barda. He remembered how as prank he became a dress that she wore, until she found out and decided it WASN’T funny, with three or four JLA members having to hold her Apokoliptian strength down long enough for him to escape. Well, now who’s laughing? Plas changed things so that she’d HAVE to ask him permission to wear anything, and she would always adore it when she would wear HIM. Finally, there was Zatanna. Plastic Man remembered when JLA comms were down, and so they all had to rely on Martian Manhunter’s telepathy you communicate. Zatanna has said of the matter, “I don’t like the idea of Plastic Man hearing my thoughts,” which pissed him off. So, now Zatanna would DIRECTLY be his ****, doing whatever he told her to do, even if it meant wiping her own memory (which he wouldn’t likely do.)

After making sure everyone had gotten the same regular changes, Plastic Man said “okay everyone, now, when I unfreeze you, you will all have a nice quick orgasm, okay? Unfreeze!”

The cry that Power Girl and Wonder Woman heard was that orgasm.

While Blue Beetle and Booster Gold were making out, Barda realized that her armor wasn’t Plas-approved, and so took them all off. Vixen was ordered to a good pussycat and play with the Barca’s pussy. “And Zatanna?”

“Yes Master?” She replied, with admiration in her voice.

“Suck my dick.” He ordered

“Yes Master!” She replied joyfully. As he sat in a JLA chair and stretched out the door, Zatanna cast a spell to make her lips bigger, and got to work. She had to do a good job, her Master told her to!

Power Girl and Wonder Woman walked into the room, shocked. Plastic Man had done this? Of course, they were overjoyed! Plastic Man has proved himself to be an amazing hero and boyfriend!