Chapter 5
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nightcat
But what kind of hero?
A male barbarian.
The way he walks, the way he's dressed, the way he sings to himself as he twirls the ax in his hands taken together give you a pretty good idea of his personality. Let's hope you judged him correctly. As you wait for him to come into the last part of the cave, you climb on a rock at the waters' edge and sit in your best sexy pose. When the man enters the room you act surprised, stagger back and almost fall into the water. When your eyes meet his, you smile and sit back down. "Hello, handsome, here to brighten my day?" You ask the man in as sweet a voice as you can manage while looking at someone you want to kill pretty badly.
The man is quite surprised and acts very differently from how you thought he would, surprising you to no end. "Best. Quest. Ever." He says as he saunters towards you he continues. "A quest to fuck a monster, heh, guess I'm just that sexy."
Wait, what?! A quest to fuck you? No way. You can give one quest and it has nothing to do with sex. What the fuck is going on? You push those likely quite important questions to the back of your mind for now as there's a hulking barbarian less than a meter away from you and nearing quickly. Before he trule reaches you, you place your hands behind his head and kiss the man passionately. When the two of you seperate minutes later you grin at him with a twinkle in your eyes an ask the barbarian: "I can give you a special kind of kiss that only a mermaid could hope to improve upon. It's a little scary for humans but you might be brave enough."
Does he take the bait?
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Game Monster
From Creep to Boss
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
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