A long (and hard, and stiff, and throbbing) time ago in a galaxy far far away.......

You are a veeerrryy horny Padawan in the year 120 ABY, and you of course have a look at the SACRED TEXTS of the new Jedi archives to see if there's anything hot to grip your lightsaber too in a galaxy full of sluts and bimbos!

(I like Star Wars even more than I like writing smut, hopefully this one should be a doosy)