A little help

"So, we have a witch, a shape-shifter, a beast master, a succubus, and me." Tara said as the group walked towards a town, "Do we know anything about our final hero?"

"Only that she’s an expert at hand to hand combat." Emily replied. "And that she's skilled in elemental magic."

"And where do we find her?" Talrach asked.

Emily opened her mouth to reply only to be cut short by a woman yelping before being tossed out of a bar by another woman with short red hair in a pixie cut and blue eyes dressed in a brown cloak with chainmail underneath and brown boots, a short sword in a scabbard on her hip and a battle axe the size of her torso strapped to her back...

Which was only the same size because despite her D cups, the redhead was only 3'11".

"I told you that you had enough, Belinda!" The short woman called out to the drunk in annoyance. "Now go home and sober up! You're the Governess, for crying out loud!"

"I... I know when I *hic* had enough, Bitch!" Belinda slurred drunkenly. "H-howsh a child li-*hic*-ke you'd get in any-*urp* anyway, Kid?!"

The shorter woman glared up at the drunk as she pulled her axe out, snarling as the blade ignited into flames. "Ya wanna repeat that?!"

Belinda sobered up quickly at the sight, realizing her mistake as she chuckled sheepishly. "T-terribly sorry, Helena! I'm off the ale for today, bye!" The drunk stuttered before running off.

"That's what I thought." Helena muttered as she extinguished the fire, placing her axe back behind her back as she shook her head. The short woman then caught sight of the party as she raised an eyebrow. "Yes...?"

"A kid with balloons in her shirt is the last warrior?" Tara asked in confusion.

"'A kid wi-'?!" Helena snapped before snarling. "I am not a child! I'm a mighty dwarf warrior! By the gods! I'm actually taller then most Dwarven women my age! And aren't you traveling with a dwarf anyway?!"

"I'm a succubus, actually." Desiderata commented.

"... Oh." Helena said, blinking a few times before clearing her throat. "Sorry. I just have a... Very short fuse in that regard. Anyway, I'm Helena Volkstrom. And you are?"

"I'm Tara." Tara introduced, "These are Emily, Lucile, Talrach, and Desiderata. And we need your help to bring down Intectus."

"'Bring down Intectus'?" Helena asked, raising an eyebrow. After a few seconds, the dwarf let out a loud hardy laugh. "Finally! I was waiting for someone to grow a pair and overthrow that ass! I was almost about to do it myself."

"Well, it’s a good thing we came when we did." Lucile said, "After all, we were told that you can also use elemental magic as well."

"Oh sure." Helena confirmed, "Fire, water, air, lightning, earth, snow, ice, lava, sand; you name it, I can control most if not all of it. I just have two questions before we get started."

"Go ahead." Emily said with a nod.

"First, I can kind of figure out why Ms. Loincloth there is under dressed, what with all those cursed arcane tattoos on her, but why is she naked except for The Indestructible Armor of Algermor?" Helena asked, gesturing to Tara. "Which is a dwarven treasure, I may add."

"I got summoned here like this." Tara replied sheepishly, covering up her body once more.

"Ah, I see." Helena said. "Second, that tattoo of yours -"

"Oh for crying out loud! Can we just drop the stupid tattoo thing already?!" Tara exclaimed, "I got it after I got drunk and was dared to get an embarrassing tattoo! Alright?!"

"'Embarrassing'? That's Malestrom the Swift, steed of the dwarven goddess of victory in war, Victoria, and the sacred symbol of luck, is it not?!" Helena asked before shaking her head. "If anything, the person who gave you that tattoo should be embarrassed considering that Malestrom had a mane and tail that were redder than the hottest embers, not a bleeding rainbow!"

"... Sure, let's go with that." Tara said slowly.

"More soap! NOW!" Collette exclaimed as an entire army of maids scrubbed her down in a cauldron of hot water outside a house on the outskirts of town. "Scrub harder!"

"With all do respect, Ms. Collette, I don't think this seems to be working." One of the maids said.

"I SAID SCRUB HARDER!" Collette screeched. "This smell must be washed away now!"

"But we've been scrubbing for twelve hours, we're down to our last case of soap, and, if anything, you're starting to smell worse, Ms. Collette." Another maid replied.

"Then fill this cauldron with all of Clarisse's imported perfume if you must!"

"Don't you dare!"

Collette looked up to see a still blubbering Clarisse walk up to the house wearing a wooden crate while being followed by a pantsless Cevin pulling his shirt down over his miniscule manhood.

"Let me guess," Collette called out, "some naked woman and her band of freaks stripped you naked and humiliated you, too?"

"Y-yeah!" Clarisse sniffled, her lip quivering. "A shape-shifting elf turned into a gnoll and ripped my clothes off. I... I was so scared I wet myself in front of that town I took over and..." she threw her head back and bawled, "WAAAAAHHHH! NOBODY IS GONNA TAKE CLARISSE THE SCOURGE SERIOUSLY EVER AGAIN! WAAAAAAHHHHH!"

"Me neither!" Cevin exclaimed, his voice cracking in a mixture of humiliation and anger. "That succubus bitch she's traveling with hung me from a chandelier and ripped my pants off, exposing my little wee wee. And since I'm afraid of heights, I wet myself too!"

"Well her stupid little tiefling friend sicked a bunch of animals upon me and my former team!" Collette explained, "They ran off because of ants, crayfish, a snake, and a porcupine, but I got stripped by a rhino and an owlbear, exposing my wet diaper. And as you can clearly smell, that spawn of The Devil set an army of skunks on me! I ran through town back here in just that diaper while those little monsters kept spraying me!"

"Well at least you had something covering your lower half!" Cevin spat, gesturing down to his shirt.

"Hey! At least you two got to wear clothes!" Clarisse shouted, tears still streaming down her face as she gestured to the crate. "I had to steal this from a blind apple merchant!"

"Sounds to me like you three have had it rough."

At the sound of the new voice, the three siblings looked up to see a woman with long black hair and dressed in a long, flowing white cloak sitting on top of the roof of the house, leaning against the chimney. With a smirk, the woman stood up and jumped down from the roof, landing on her feet.

"And just who are you supposed to be?!" Collette spat.

"Where are my manners?" The woman said, taking a bow as she gave a brief chuckle. "I am Integra, and I am here to help you get **** on that woman and her allies..."

"Alright, we've got the entire party ready to go." Tara said as the six left the town, summoning her map. "All we need to do now is get to Intectus' castle and bring him down after leveling up."

"'Leveling up'?" Emily asked.

"You know, get stronger by beating his weaker forces."

"Oh. That makes sense."

"So, where do we go?" Desiderata asked.

"According to this, if we take this road here we should be there by..." Tara's eyes widened, "Ten months?! I'm not walking around naked and barefoot for ten months!"

"You should! It's really invigorating!" Talrach said with a giggle. "Sometimes, I'll go for a whole month long nude walk through the woods just for the fun of it. You're definitely missing out!"

"I know I am..." Lucile muttered, eyeing the tiefling's ass and swishing tail.

"See, even my bestie likes the idea!" Talrach explained, causing Lucile to sigh sadly.

"Well, I don't!" Tara said, looking over the map. "There's got to be another way."

"Well, if you want to turn ten months into three days, I know a shortcut."

At the sound of the new voice, the six turned to see a woman with long white hair and dressed in a long, flowing black cloak jumping down from a tree branch with a smile on her face.

"You're not realated to Clarisse and her siblings, are you?" Tara asked in annoyance.

"Never heard that name before in my life, Ms. Chosen One." The woman said with a chuckle, giving a bow.

"How did you know that?" Emily asked. "Who are you?"

"Oh, where are my manners today?" The woman asked before clearing her throat. "My name is Integra, and I would be honored to aid you in your quest..."