A little fine dining

You have an extra $200 in your pocket and you haven’t eaten lunch yet. Obviously situation requires the finest restaurant in the city.

You drive downtown to Le Titi de Paris. The valet sneers slightly at your tiny economy car, but you don’t blame him. It’s crap compared to everything else he’s parked today. Perhaps you’ll be able to get a better one soon. Perhaps even for free.

You enter the restaurant and take a quick look around. There are several empty tables for the lunch crowd, but you’re more interested in the staff than the tables. Some tables have waiters, some waitresses. Very hot waitresses.

“Hello sir,” says the maitre d’, “smoking or non?”

“Oh, whatever is fine.” You give him a little push to put you at the table with the best looking waitress. He guides you to a table in the corner and gives you a menu. Your eyes cross as you stare at the ridiculous prices.

“Hello sir, I’m Melissa. Can I get you something to drink?”

You look up from the menu and see a stunning brunette. She’s wearing an elegant black dress that shows off her slim figure nicely.

“Yes,” you say, “I know it’s a little early in the day, but a glass of red wine would be wonderful. I’m celebrating a bit of good fortune.”

The waitress smiles delightfully and walks away. You give you a little mental bump and she drops her notepad. Another tweak and she bends at her waist to pick it up instead of bending with her knees. You get a great view of her terrific ass. It’s so good that you make her drop her pen so you can see it again.

A noise from a couple tables over makes you turn your head. It’s Elizabeth Stoller talking on her cell phone. Elizabeth is a gorgeous blond, holding up very well in her mid forties and very curvy. More importantly to the college, she and the rest of the Stoller family are filthy rich. You’ve seen her at fund raising parties for the college, but you were too junior to be allowed anywhere near her. Perhaps you should start a little fund raiser of your own?