A kiss?

Lauren closed her eyes and pursed her lips, bare naked body still on display.

That was when the entire group started roaring with laughter, and Lauren opened her eyes.

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep it together!” The guy Lauren was flirting with laughed

“Do you really think my man would turn down this for some chubby pale virgin with no tits?” The girl next to him said while gesturing to her body, she was wearing a tight navy blue dress which showed off her very generous cleavage.

“I… I didn’t…” Lauren stammered, coming to her senses and covering her privates.

“Why are you covering? You were just so desperate to show off your tits and pussy to my boyfriend” she said

“You haven’t even got any pubes” another girl laughed

“It’s not, I…” Lauren stammered, completely speechless

Then the girl grabbed Lauren by the arm and dragged her back to her group who’d just witnessed the whole thing, showing off her huge ass to the guy she was flirting with in a very immature manner

“I think this one needs to go home to her mommy, she’s obviously too immature to be here” she said

“Yeah that’s a good idea, I think it’s time for little Lauren’s bedtime” Charlotte said grinning

“Yeah this is a place for REAL women, not desperate virgins who run around naked and try and get with other girls’ boyfriends” she said and then walked back to her group

“Right come along little naked Lauren” Charlotte said as she took her by the hand and led her towards the exit

“Guess that settles that” Dennis said to Nathan as they both started laughing

Lauren couldn’t believe it, she tried to prove she was a real woman and instead just confirmed to everyone that she wasn’t at all, while completely humiliating herself!

She looked back and saw the couple sharing a passionate kiss, the girl then winked and waved her goodbye as she did so.