A guy can dream right?

Moving far away would definitely be the best option for me right now. As soon as I saved enough money I was on a plane ticket out of here. The tropics sound nice, though at this point I would even settle for Alaska or some place up North were people would simply have to wear thick clothing. Ah God, pants sound so good right now. Right now however, I was still stark naked running through the mall area being chased by cops. Including my coworkers, a whole bunch of people have seen me streaking these past few minutes. I had to make a choice in order to give my pursuers the slip.