A girl sits next to me.

A pretty little blond thing sits next to me
And immediately I want her to give sex to me.
Outwardly, I start chattin' her up,
but inside my mind I'm lappin' her up,
slappin' her up, smackin' her butt,
rackin' the slut, tappin' her butt.

She says "are all those yours?
you some kind of alcoholic?"
I tell her I'm in the navy or some shit,
or studying in college.
But I crack out my wallet
And drop a tip

We take shots together the whole night through
And I decided that I'd fucker before the night's through
I wanted to act all slick, but I drank way too
much so I said, "Fuck. I'm going home, lemme invite you."