A few weeks later.

"Glob it, Ice Queeen!" I shout as I cut down another one of her icy golems. Cake, meanwhile, uses her growing powers to slam a giant fist into another one, sending it crashing through a wall. PG has been missing for weeks, and the only person who would know anything about his disappearance is that icy lame-o. Of course she wouldn't make it easy, which is why I'm now hacking and slashing through all of her frozen creations. After a grueling several minutes, me and Cake finally make it to the Ice Queen's lair. With one swift kick I break down the door and jump inside, pointing my sword towards the Ice Queen, who is currently sitting on her throne. Out of the corner of my vision, I see PG holding onto the bars of a frozen cage hanging from the ceiling. "Fionna, Cake! Thank goodness you're finally here." I hear PG cry.

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"Ice Queen, what the flip? Haven't already learned your lesson on NOT **** princes? I swear, if you don't let Prince Gumball go right now, I'm gonna have to schedule you for some remedial education, with my fist." I declare. Cake whistles and holds out her hand for a down low. "You tell her, girl." I don't leave Cake hanging for long, giving her a quick down low before focusing my attention back on Ice Queen. Ice Queen lets out a wide smile, before shrugging her shoulders. "Alright." Ice Queen's hand briefly glow blue before the floor of PG's cage melts out from underneath him. Thinking quickly, Cake reaches out her hand and turns it into a soft cushion for PG to land on, before pulling him back towards us, bridal style.

I look between PG and Cake in confusion, who each give me a shrug, before turning back towards Ice Queen. "Uhh, thanks, I guess." Truthfully, I'm not really sure how to feel. I wasn't really expecting that to work. Ice Queen just looks nonplused and waves away my thanks. "Yes, yes, you can have him. I'm afraid I've gotten bored of Prince Gumball, so Cake can take him back to wherever he wants to go, and Fionna can stay here to make sure I haven't kidnapped any other princes." Ice Queen says, a little too joyfully for my liking though. "Yeah, this is obviously a trap." I state. Ice Queen looks shocked by my words, stands up, and says, "You don't know that! I could have kidnapped lots of other princes, and you would have no idea unless you stick around to find out. Ah, without Cake around, of course. Cause she needs to take Prince Gumball back home, yeah."

Ice Queen is definitely acting weird, but after fighting all the way here I'm just too tired to argue. I put away my sword and sigh. "Alright. Cake, you can take PG back to the Candy Kingdom. I'll stay here with Ice Queen and see whatever she wants to show me." Cake looks a bit concerned, so she stretches taller so she's able to whisper to me. "You sure about this? It is the Ice Queen we're talking about here. I don't mind sticking around to help you out." I let out a puff of air, blowing off Cake's concerns. "Pfff, I've fought way tougher things than her. Besides, if she tries anything I just need to kick off her tiara and she'll go down like a sack of potatoes." Cake still doesn't look convinced, but doesn't offer any further argument. "Alright, whatever you say." Cake starts, stretching her legs super long to step out the window. "I'll be back to pick you up as soon as I drop of PG. If you need any help, holla at your girl, okay?" I nod my head and Cake slips out the open window with PG in tow. PG waves goodbye to me and that's the last I see of them as they step out into the open sky.

With that, I turn towards Ice Queen, who was just watching that whole exchange. "Well, since this is totally 'not a trap,' how about you lead the way, Ice Queen?" I ask, tapping my foot impatiently.