A few beers to round things off

“Helluva induction, right?” Ian said with a sympathetic smile as he put the two pint glasses down on the table, sliding one over and taking a seat next to the still shellshocked James

“They're just... So.....” James started, staring at the pint of lager as if it were a some kind of guide that might give his brain a hand in processing the day's events. It seemed like a lifetime since he'd gone for what he thought was a normal job interview in a restaurant, now what felt like a week later – really only around 8 hours – he was sat in a pub with a friendly new co-worker.

Some part of him felt like he should have hated Ian White. The other teacher was a little taller and broader than James, build more like a footballer. Combined with the facts that he was stunningly handsome and hung like an elephant made it glaringly obvious why he was such a popular teacher, and triggered some primordial jealousy in a lot of people's brains.

But the other fact was that Ian was also unfathomably easy to get along with, and provided an eye of sanity in the tornado that was James' new place of employment.

“I know.” Ian answered reassuringly “A handful, right? You should have seen my first day”

“I mean they're so....They're fucking sluts!” James muttered, gesticulating in the air and unable to quite find the words to describe his afternoon. He finally looked from the full pint back to reclining the drama teacher, worried realisation dawning on his face “Laura! Sorry mate, I didn't mean”

“Jimmy, it's fine. Don't worry” Ian replied with a laugh, picking up his pint and taking a pull. “She fuckin' is, and she'd be the first to get pissed if anyone tried to say otherwise!”

“But we...I...Her ass! Fuckin' hell...”

“Don't worry! Look, if it makes you feel any better, I spent yesterday afternoon fucking four students on my office” Ian replied casually, taking another sip “And that was after a morning and lunchtime fuck with Laura.”

“You did?” James asked, his heart lifting a little as he heard Rachael's name mentioned.

“Yup. Spitroasted her with another student and she licked both of us clean.” the drama teacher continued as he put his glass down, talking as casually as if he were discussing last night's football results.

“Look, things don't work around the school like they do in the outside world. Yeah, Laura's my girlfriend and I love her to bits, but that doesn't we don't fuck other people. Literally everyone here does. Rachael included!”

“Rachael! I mean, she's amazing, but...”

“But what? I saw the look in her eye when we left the hall. That wasn't just fucklust - she's clearly got it bad for you. Sounds like you got it for her too, so it's a good match to me.” the drama teacher said, drinking some more of his pint. “Fuck, she's probably in a shower somewhere right now planning your evening and “getting clean” while having her ass licked by Laura or Zoe or Diamond or fuck-knows whoever else”

“This is fucking mental” James responded with a sigh, taking his drink and downing half of it in one as he tried not to think of a leaderboard of student sluts for fear of ruining his borrowed trousers.

“Yup” Ian agreed, raising his glass to his companion who raised his in return. “If someone told you three months ago that you'd be hung like a fucking horse and surrounded by a women who make pornsluts like nuns, you'd tell them to get off the fucking mushrooms. Now look at you. ”

James conceded the point with a nod, taking another pull on his beer.

“And one of the school's best is on you like a rash.” Ian said with a reassuring grin. “There are dozens of lads up the road who would chop half their dick off to have Rach as their girlfriend – which is ironic, because if they did do that she not even look at them once – and she's latche don to you like a lmpet. Looks like she's marking her territory to me.

“Marking her...?” James asked, a puzzled look in his face

“She was in the top-10 of the school rankings before Diamond and Candi showed up and stormed into the top 3” Ian explained after another sip of his drink. “Moved Rachael down a few places. Bet she has something up her sleeve to get back on that leaderboard”

“And if it makes you feel any better, you can even have my full permission to fuck Laura if she'd involved in your girlfriend's plan. Since you like stacked blondes so much” Ian added with a grin.

“You....can do the same to Rach, I guess?” James said, a little unsure of what he was meant to offer in return as he was still working out the dynamic he and his new co-worker were having.

“Very gentlemanly of you. Well, it was gonna happen anyway, you know those two have a way of getting what they want” Ian said “but its better that you're ok with it instead letting it get at you.”

“Alright then, next question” James asked, putting down his empty glass after emptying the dregs of his pint.

“Yes mate.”

“Where the fuck do you get all the trousers from? They wrecked three pairs today!”

Ian lughed as he reached into a pocket and pulled out his phone “Go get a round, and I'll show you this place online....”