A familiar visitor

Vanessa was left in that barrel for at least an hour, the sun had even begun to set! Vanessa had given screaming for help, finally realising that nobody even understood her let alone want to help her. Instead, Vanessa just sobbed as she watched her glorious tanned skin melt away and be replaced with complete paleness. The stinging wore off early on in her time with the barrel, she'd gotten used to the feeling.

Just as Vanessa was drifting off, she heard a rustling in front of her. She glanced up and almost screamed when she saw who it was. In front of Vanessa's barrel stood the fat native who had stopped the chief from executing her, and the one who's butt Vanessa had the pleasure of ramming face first into. "You! What the fuck is wrong with you! You said I'd be let go!! Now look at me!! I'm a fucking pale EGG!!!" Vanessa screamed, her bald round head going red with anger.

The native just stood and listened to Vanessa rant, before finally speaking. "I never said you'd be let go, I said you weren't going to be killed. This is the next best thing to killing you anyways." The native explained. Vanessa knew she was right, but she was still angry. "What do you mean its the next best thing!? You know what fuck you! Fuck all of you why would I listen to such bullshit now anyways!?" Vanessa continued her rant.

The native just looked at Vanessa with a smug face. "Well what I mean is we're erasing the previous you, and replacing it with a better one, hence the removal of that terrible hair!" She responded. "Hey! My hair was absolutely fucking perfect! Just because you people haven't ever seen a shower before doesn't mean you can insult me!" Vanessa argued back.

The native took a small pause to let Vanessa calm down. "Why...why are you even here?" Vanessa finally spoke up, her voice was much calmer but still had a angry tone. "Well I thought I should explain what was going to happen to you. The chief wants you reborn, and through our religious practices we have made this possible. In other words, you will be sent into a fetus, and born again." The native explained.

Vanessa suddenly broke out in laughter, not believing a word the native said. "Ahahaha that's some bullshit right there! Ohhh I'm so scared of being reborn hahaha! Who's gonna be my mommy haha!" Vanessa laughed. "Well you may not believe me, but I have volunteered to be your mother." The native announced. "Aww well isn't that sweet! I guess I should call you mom now hahaha!" Vanessa continued to joke, still not believing the native.

The native stood up. "Well yes you definitely should young lady!" She responded, walking over to the bamboo doorway. "Oh and one more thing." The native continued. "When you're inside of me, our DNA will be combined, so I wouldn't be worrying about the acid in that barrel, all of you will be different soon enough!" She chuckled as she left the hut. Vanessa kept on laughing, not really listening to the native.