A drinking game!

'I propose...' you announce. 'A drinking game!'

'What drinking game?' Alice asks.

You hadn't thought about that. Which drinking game would get you the drunkest first? A card game? No too boring. It should be something more daring. And then, you've got it.

'What about "Never Have I Ever"?'

'How does that work?' Felicity asks.

As Alice laughs at her, you explain. When she gets it, you tell them you'll start. You decide to begin with an easy one.

'Never have I ever kissed a guy.'

Both of the girls drink, and Alice shouts; 'That's unfair!'

'Tough,' you tell her, a devious smile on your face. 'Alright, your turn.'

Alice doesn't hestitate. 'Alright then! How do you like this? Never have I ever kissed a girl.'

You drink, but much to your surprise, so does Felicity. Both you and Alice look at her, perplexed.

'What?' she asks, a little irritated. 'I have a wild side.'

'Well, I've never seen it,' Alice says. 'Do tell.'

'I was drunk at a party once,' she tells both of you. 'A girl came up to me, kissed me, touched my boobs a little, and I let her for a bit. End of story.'

'Did you like it?' you ask.

Very red in the face, she dodges the question. 'It's my turn right? Never have I ever had an orgasm.'

Both you and Alice drink. 'You've never had an orgasm?!' she asks.

'Let's not get into that,' Felicity says, still red in the face. 'Go on, Robbie.'