A dodgy deal

It was a mild Thursday afternoon, and he was in a dark ally, almost pitch black, and heard foot steps coming down, revealing a tall, buff man in a tux, and in his deep voice, said, “so, I heard you have a proposition....what type?” “I heard you have a little club that you don’t want the government to know about....” “I haven’t seen you around in the club before, who are you?” “A hero in training, or so people think..” “A HERO?! Wait what do you mean people think?” “Don’t get me mistaken I will become number one, but I understand that people gotta do what they gotta do, but that’s why I wanted to meet up.” “Hm what is it?” “So like I said you got a club, but don’t get me wrong the girls cost a lot.” “You ain’t wrong, they cost 10k each per month...” “what if I told you I can control girls, and can copy them.” “Bullshit” “no shit, how about I let you test out one of my girls.” “You sure are interesting, sure, but I want to know, how much will they cost?” “Depends on who, regular girls 2k a month, pro heroines 10k a month.”

“I want to test out one of your best, I’ll pay 100k cash if I have to.” “Please for a test I’ll say it’s free, but sure if you want to buy her 100k down and 10k a month, let me make her come here.” They talked business partners for around 10 minutes, then heard footsteps, revealing, the sexy empress, boa Hancock, “yes, I must obey...” he then proceeds to test her out. (Sorry lads not yet, maybe later.)

After around a hour of testing, the man gets dressed again, “whew, she would be fine, would I need to pay her?” “She is a mindless bot, you don’t have to pay her a dime, payment goes to me.” “Ah I understand, wait have we introduced ourselves?” “I believe not.” “I apologize for my misbehavior, Eugene Hendricks.” “Izuku Midoriya.” “Well midoriya, you got yourself a deal, tale this card and you’ll find the place, just say the words.” “You got yourself a deal, I’ll pick up the money tomorrow.” “Ok, can I take her?” “Yup.” The two then separated ways.

He then received a text (oh it’s the boys chat) kiri {@Deku @Deku @Deku @Deku} him {yes?} kami {there is a huge problem} him {what is it} Iida {Midoriya.... we are all....} {all what?} bakugo {WE ARE GIRLS SHITTY NERD} {WHAAAAA WHEN} {since last night, we can’t recall what happened, there is an investigation underway.}