A different submenu

"You can actually scroll down that list with those buttons below SYRUP, and there's this whole SPCL category we haven't even scratched yet, and these labels look even more interesting..." Jane Yutong giddily changes the menu selection, causing all the labels on the bottom to rearrange. "Look at all these!"

You're taken aback for a moment. DJIN? NAGA? WTCH? "Wait, so this is actual magic? Not just mad science?"

Jane Yu interrupts her study of the machine and turns to you. "Sufficiently advanced technology--"

"...is indistinguishable from magic, yeah we know" the real Jane finishes for her.

You're not quite satisfied with that answer. "But we don't know if this even is technology! What if the Quenchologists actually discovered some kind of magic? Did that cause the company to go under? What if they made some horrible mistake, and we're just--"

"Okay, look," Jane Yu stops you in your tracks. "All of these are clearly just some horny fantasies that happen to actually work because of magic or mad science or whatever. If they were actually dangerous, we would've had problems long before now. Now shut up and let me experiment!"

After a few button presses and dial turns, she presents Jane and you with her selection:

"Wait, hypnosis?" You don't know if you're entirely comfortable with the concept. "Who's gonna drink that?"

Jane Yu presses the JUICE button and collects the resulting can of Popple Deep Mind, then proceeds to waggle it enticingly in front of your face. "That depends -- are you ready for it?"

Author's note: If you want to see a specific flavor from the SPCL menu, let me know in the comments. They're not on the list for nothing ;)