A date with Sarah

You actually have plans with Sarah. Since your last little meeting, she's been... confused. Sometimes, she avoids you in the hallways when she clearly sees you, and sometimes she's waiting for you after classes to pull you into a bathroom stall for some making out. You try to avoid her friends or yours learning anything about it, knowing that if this ever gets out you'll be ostracized as a cousin-fucker. Paula, Samantha, Angie and Ash sometimes give you weird looks when you gaze at Sarah's pretty face or sit a little too close, but as potheads they rarely remember it and are slow to notice things like this.

Still, it's not like you're as safe as you can be. Sometimes the two of you are noticed slipping out of a bathroom store after some finger-banging, and sometimes loud moans are heard coming out of her room when she's supposed to be over here. It's getting a little risky, but your high libido means it can be a struggle keeping your hands off of her.

So, you decide to go on a little date, away from prying eyes. A picnic, deep in the woods. You remember from your younger days that Sarah enjoys them, especially charcuterie boards of cheese and meat. You head into the town in the evening with Ben, Lukas and Daniel, so the three can buy smokes and liquor. Ben actually comes with you to the groceries to buy the things you need, complaining about your lack of taste and making recommendations.

"Jesus, you have the taste of a four-year old," Ben says. "Strong cheddar? Fucking cheddar? Why not just say fuck it and get string cheese?"

"Alright, alright!" you complain. "I don't know anything about cheese!"

"Get that bit there, that's decent. So, what the hell is this for, mate? This seems like a lot of effort for some pussy, and god knows you don't like shit like this."