A contest that my parents entered me into

My parents told me that they went on the internet months ago and found out that Wonder Woman is holding a contest to see who the human member of her harem will be. That is when we entered your name into the contest saying that you are a lesbian who came out of the closet this past year who wants to feel apart of something pretty amazing which sounds like could be Wonder Woman's harem. We also put that we wanted an answer before your birthday which she did give us an answer that you won the opportunity to be the human member of her lesbian harem. Which means the other women are also superheroines like Wonder Woman which should make you very happy. When she showed up a couple of days ago we told her we would let you go if she were to marry you so we could give you a happy wedding day for once before you leave with Wonder Woman to be apart of her harem.

After hearing that explanation I just nod in understanding while Wonder Woman says to me "That is true Tori my harem is mostly made up of superheroines while you are the only human being in my harem since that contest was to see who the only human could be in my lesbian harem. What really sealed the deal of you being in my harem was the picture your parents gave me saying it was your senior picture that you took for school." I guess that makes sense since she probably does not want too many humans in her harem who might fangirl the whole time while being there even though I can not guarantee that I would not fangirl out myself since I would be lying if I did say that.

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