A completely natural normal day, wait do I know you?

Why am I'm unlucky today, first my mom came in my room as I "came" on her, second she start to act super weird, and now someone I wanted to forget is in my soon to be work place, her name is Jazmine Alaina Hawk or just Jazz (because she used to like the music.) My use to be best friends forever and my first friend. I don't hate her no it all happen when I was 18.

Flash back time!!!

"Hi jazz" I said as I ran into her giving her a big hug "What wrong with you now Jane did someone hit you again just tell me who she/he is and I kill them except your mom with if she hit you you proudly deserve it." I was surprised for two reasons one is that she okay with my mom hitting me and two how did she know something was wrong with me before I asked she said "Of course I know something wrong with you I been your friend for 12 years and yes im ok with you mom hitting you because like I said if she does you most likely did something for her to have a good reason to do so... and stop thinking about pie." When she was talking I wanted her to stop reading my mind so I was saying to myself in my head pie pie pie but when she said the last part I was going to run away but I NEED to tell her about what happened to me yesterday and why did I not come and see her and said "We need to talk I-" but before I told her anything she said "No don't bake up with me, I love you~." I hit myself and said "Can we please be serious about this for one second!" I yelled on accident but she didn't seem to care about me yelling at her and said "Oh ok I understand sorry about making jokes do you want to talk here or somewhere perhaps a little more private. I feel bad for yelling but still need to tell someone anyone as long as they don't laugh and leave me so I said "Can we go in private please." She simply nods her head and we walk to her house.