A college girl who thinks she can handle it

After your relationship with Julie crashed and burned while the poor girl started acquiring a reputation for something of a streaker, word got around that you were the one dating said streaker.

"Hey, is this John?" you have an Instagram DM pop up one day on your phone from a woman you're vaguely acquainted with.

"Yeah, is this Delilah?" you simply respond.

"Yeah," comes the response, followed quickly by a "I heard Julie dumped you."

You simply send a crying emoji before she continues.

"I'm not a hypocritical prude like her. I know you're into the more adventurous types, and I've got just what you need."

You want to correct her and clarify that, no, you're not in fact into ... those types necessarily, but at the same time you're still smarting from the breakup with Julie and you want to see where this is going.

"Prove it" you send with a crazy face emoji.

She simply sends a smirk emoji before coming offline. You move on, and almost forget about the conversation, until after ten minutes you hear a knock on the door.