A change in perspective

You were having a dream about a lazy Sunday morning. You slept in wearing those flannel PJs that are so warm. You spent the night making out with your boyfriend, Ralph, and dry humping on the couch before your dad caught you and Ralph had to go home. You can still remember how hard he was under your little butt.

Now you're awake, eyes closed, and nothing is right. Every part of you feels sore and tired. Your eyes open slowly. The dream recedes and you remember you were captured by Frankenstein and placed into his cylinder. He was using his super science to adjust your body for...

You sit up with difficulty and look down at yourself. You can't even scream. You stare in horror at the naked, withered body of Professor Frankenstein. So skinny you can see the ribs, gray hairs sprouting from your groin and...a penis...flaccid and sitting atop a wrinkly pile of old man balls. YECH! You can hardly believe it.

You try to get off the table and you fall onto the floor. You pull yourself up unsteadily. So this is what it feels like to be old and be a man? You want to curl up and cry, but you **** yourself to stand up straight and limp over to the mirror above the sink. Your face is long and thin-featured with arching eyebrows and tufts of white hair on your balding head.

This is horrible! Are you doomed to be Frankenstein forever?

"No!" You are surprised when his voice comes out of your mouth. "I will get my body back and I will make him pay."

First things first, some clothes are in order. It looks like his clothes are in tatters, but in a locker you find a white lab coat. You feel a bit like a flasher wearing the over-sized coat and nothing else. There are no signs of Frankenstein, his horribly creation or Miss Meadows. In fact, as you walk out into the compound it seems surprisingly empty.

To your left you see the greenhouse and to your right you see the path that leads to the garage. Maybe you can find a jeep or something, because these tired old bones are not going to allow you to walk around the whole island searching for Frankenstein.